Ode To Beebo

Today I thought I'd share a poem I wrote to my catnip mousie thingy.

O' catnip mousie thingy
You are my favorite toy.
You always seem to amuse me,
And you never do annoy.

Made of furry fabric
And loaded full of nip,
You give me lots of exercise,
And send me on a trip.

You exist for me
To be stalked and attacked
Unlike Tiger, you don't cry
Whenever you are smacked.

Whenever I pounce on you,
You make the cutest squeaks,
You always make me frisky.
And Ivan always freaks

You've seen better days,
You're looking pretty worn,
You've lost your tail and an eye,
And both your ears are torn..

But I'll always stay true to you,
Your friend in any weather.
I'll always play only with you.
Unless I find a feather.