Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Anniversary Thingy

One year ago today, the two leggers talked me into starting this blog thingy. To tell the truth, I never thought that it would amount to much, nor last very long. One year later, I have discovered that the world has been hungering for truth, reason, honesty and humility.

I have no idea where that can be found, but I suspect it may have been stolen by squirrels and hidden in some dark, dank hole in the middle of the squirrel homeland. 

Probably in a tree.

Tonight, I'd like to start by thanking all of my loyal minions. All of you have made this journey enjoyable and amusing. The comments that I have received have both shaped and influenced my ongoing philosophy. Though I may not reply to every comment, I assure you, I read and enjoy every one of them.

This last year, I have gotten to know and appreciate countless numbers of people across the world. I now have minions on every continent save Antartica, and I am currently working on networking with penguin thingies. On a daily basis, I chat with minions in 14 different time zones.

I find this absolutely amazing.

I also find in this an opportunity...... 

This year I have spread my musings world wide. Now I plan to spread them further.

Oh sure, there are those who shall attempt to stop me. NASA has even canceled the shuttle program thingy in an effort to keep me earthbound. There is a movement in the Southeast United States that worships squirrel thingies and wishes to see me overthrown. Their leader, the Right Honorable Nicholas McNuttjob, says I spread hate and discontent regarding his "flock".

Okay, I can't dispute that, but it is hurtful. If he and I ever meet in person, I will offer him an olive branch....and then beat him about the head thingy with it.

Finally, please allow me to express my deepest appreciation for each and every one of you who take a few minutes from your busy day to read the musings of a tyrannical, smack happy housecat.

Tonight, in honor of this, I give my solemn vow that I will not raise a paw against Tiger Lily.

I'll let Ivan have a go at her.


  1. "Happy Blogoversary"... and many more!

  2. Haf a furry Happy Blogoversary!
    So glad you started blogging!
    Love & Purrs,
    Missy Blue Eyes
    Faith Boomerang
    Brutus Jr.
    Mom ML

  3. Happy Blogoversary, Raspittin! May you have many wonderful years of blogging.

  4. Happy Blogoversary! May you have many more.

  5. Happy Blogoversary - not much longer until world domination is yours, oh mighty one.

  6. Happy Blogoversary! We wish you many more happy blogging years to come!

  7. You always brighten our day my friend. As a reward for your hard work, let me send you a kitten.

  8. I always spy on you, I don't think you knew it ! Happy Blogoversary!!!!!..And I wish many more to come !!!!

  9. Happy Blogoversary! Here's to many more years of spreading your musings!!

  10. Happy Blogversary. We hope you will let your readers know when you make contact with the penguins in the Angarctic.

  11. Happy Blogoversary!!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

  12. Happy Blogoversary!! May you plans know only success!

  13. Happy blogovershry Cujo! Iz lerned a lot from reading your bloggy so keep your clawz sharp an keep fiting teh good fite *high paw!*

  14. Happy Blogoversary. We sure are glad that you started this blog and let us know how your life is going. Hope you continue to keep us updated. Have a great day with hopes of many extra treats. Take care.

  15. Happy Blogoversary!

    Just because NASA shut down doesn't mean you aren't with out options.. There are still private companies and those Russians are still going to the ISS..

  16. Happy Blog Thingy Versary!
    We have enjoyed your writings immensely. Which is saying a lot.

  17. Happy blogiversary, Cujo. We, too, have been heartened to find so many feline friends and their human cat lovers worldwide. It's proof that some day we cats will rule!

  18. Happy Blogoversary! We are like Puddy, we "spy" on you too and don't think you know it! MOL!

  19. Thank you everyone! It was the best blogoversary I've ever had! :)

  20. CUjo, my paL, yoUr bLog iS the oNe I reaD moSt aviDlY. HaPPy BloGoverSarY!