One year ago today, the two leggers talked me into starting this blog thingy. To tell the truth, I never thought that it would amount to much, nor last very long. One year later, I have discovered that the world has been hungering for truth, reason, honesty and humility.
I have no idea where that can be found, but I suspect it may have been stolen by squirrels and hidden in some dark, dank hole in the middle of the squirrel homeland.
Probably in a tree.
Tonight, I'd like to start by thanking all of my loyal minions. All of you have made this journey enjoyable and amusing. The comments that I have received have both shaped and influenced my ongoing philosophy. Though I may not reply to every comment, I assure you, I read and enjoy every one of them.
This last year, I have gotten to know and appreciate countless numbers of people across the world. I now have minions on every continent save Antartica, and I am currently working on networking with penguin thingies. On a daily basis, I chat with minions in 14 different time zones.
I find this absolutely amazing.
I also find in this an opportunity......
This year I have spread my musings world wide. Now I plan to spread them further.
Oh sure, there are those who shall attempt to stop me. NASA has even canceled the shuttle program thingy in an effort to keep me earthbound. There is a movement in the Southeast United States that worships squirrel thingies and wishes to see me overthrown. Their leader, the Right Honorable Nicholas McNuttjob, says I spread hate and discontent regarding his "flock".
Okay, I can't dispute that, but it is hurtful. If he and I ever meet in person, I will offer him an olive branch....and then beat him about the head thingy with it.
Finally, please allow me to express my deepest appreciation for each and every one of you who take a few minutes from your busy day to read the musings of a tyrannical, smack happy housecat.
Tonight, in honor of this, I give my solemn vow that I will not raise a paw against Tiger Lily.
I'll let Ivan have a go at her.